Those Things
Viewers of Jersey Shore know that Mike’s nickname for himself - “The Situation” - is also the nickname he has bestowed upon his own abdomen. But did you know that he has nicknames for other parts of his body as well?
It’s true - he does! And I’ve created this helpful guide just to keep them all straight.
“That Peaches is such a hardcore bad ass motherfucker hipster. It’s a shame that she has the name of an elderly Maltese who can’t control its bowels anymore.”
I love you DListed.
